Boys U10 (2016) Blue - Rathangan FC
This morning, Naas AFC Under-10 Blues took on a strong Rathangan side, who arrived with an unbeaten record. Naas, meanwhile, were looking to bounce back after a tough defeat to Kill Celtic.
From the first whistle it was clear this wasn't going to be a game for anyone who likes their football gentle. Every ball was contested like it was the last slice of pizza.
About 10 minutes in, Rathangan struck first with a long-range effort that caused just enough confusion in the Naas defence to sneak in. At 1-0 down, Naas decided enough was enough.
The response was superb. Callum Higgins levelled with a fine finish, and suddenly the Blues had the bit between their teeth. Cian Tuite, Will Kelly then hit Rathangan with a quick-fire double to send Naas into the break with a deserved 3-1 lead—and a few parents wondering if they'd blinked and missed the goals.
Rathangan came flying out after half-time and threw everything at Naas. Fortunately, the Naas defence had clearly skipped breakfast and feasted on determination instead. Jamie Lillis marshalled the back line brilliantly, while Daniel Morgan, Will Kelly, Cameron Hubble and Henry Dolan battled for every ball in midfield as if there were trophies being handed out for tackles.
Midway through the second half, Daniel Morgan's sheer determination earned Naas a fourth goal after a well-worked move, making it 4-1.
Rathangan kept pushing and grabbed a late goal to make it 4-2, but by then the Blues had done enough to see the game out.
A fantastic win for Naas. It might not have been one for the football purists, but sometimes you've got to win ugly... and today Naas proved they're pretty good at that too.
Special mention goes to every single player. Everyone dug deep, worked tirelessly for each other, and showed exactly what the Blues are all about. If there had been a Man of the Match award, the coaches would probably still be arguing over it.
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This morning Naas AFC under 10 blues took on a strong Rathangan. Rathanagan coming into the game with an unbeaten season so far and Naas coming after a difficult defeat to Kill Celtic.
From the offset it was clear it was going to a physical game with both team competing strongly for every ball.
With about 10 mins on the clock it was Rathangan who hit first with a long range effort that caused a bitnof confusion in the Naas rear guard.
This lifted Naas and after a period on top Naas drew level with a fine effort from Callum Higgins. From here Naas kept there foot on the pedal and were on top. A quick fire 2 goals from Cian Tuite and Will Kelly gave Naas a 3-1 lead at half time.
After the break Rathangan came out all guns blazing were pushing Naas hard. Naas defence was excellent with Jamie Lillis marshaling the line with the likes of Daniel Morgan and Will Kelly fighting hard in midfield.
Midway through the second half Naas got a well worked goal through pure determination from Dajiel Morgan to make 4-1.
Rathangan surged and got a goal to make it 4-2 just before the final whistle.
Great win for Naas today. Whilst it was possibly not a game for the purest, Naas dug deep and proved they win ugly when needed.
Special mentik goes to all the players, really good performance. Every player dug deep today and showed what the blue team is all about.
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This morning, Naas AFC Under-10 Blues took on a strong Rathangan side, who arrived with an unbeaten record. Naas, meanwhile, were looking to bounce back after a tough defeat to Kill Celtic. Something had to give.
From the first whistle it was clear this wasn't going to be a game for anyone who likes their football gentle. Every ball was contested like it was the last slice of pizza.
About 10 minutes in, Rathangan struck first with a long-range effort that caused just enough confusion in the Naas defence to sneak in. At 1-0 down, Naas decided enough was enough.
The response was superb. Callum Higgins levelled with a fine finish, and suddenly the Blues had the bit between their teeth. Cian Tuite and Will Kelly then hit Rathangan with a quick-fire double to send Naas into the break with a deserved 3-1 lead—and a few parents wondering if they'd blinked and missed the goals.
Rathangan came flying out after half-time and threw everything at Naas. Fortunately, the Naas defence had clearly skipped breakfast and feasted on determination instead. Jamie Lillis marshalled the back line brilliantly, while Daniel Morgan and Will Kelly battled for every ball in midfield as if there were trophies being handed out for tackles.
Midway through the second half, Daniel Morgan's sheer determination earned Naas a fourth goal after a well-worked move, making it 4-1.
Rathangan kept pushing and grabbed a late goal to make it 4-2, but by then the Blues had done enough to see the game out.
A fantastic win for Naas. It might not have been one for the football purists, but sometimes you've got to win ugly... and today Naas proved they're pretty good at that too.
Special mention goes to every single player. Everyone dug deep, worked tirelessly for each other, and showed exactly what the Blues are all about. If there had been a Man of the Match award, the coaches would probably still be arguing over it.